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    Fustration
  Tainted Love
  Seedy Films
  Youth
  Sex Dwarf
  Entertain Me
  Chips on my Shoulder
  Bedsitter
  Secret Life
  Say Hello Wave Goodbye
  
I have life
  Ordinary life
  I have car
  A favourite bar
  I have job
  A moderate wage
  I get the pains
  That come with age
I am so ordinary
I have child
  She goes wild
  I have home
  A mortgage of my own
  I have hobby
  But it's nothing very special
  I do the garden
  I watch girls
I am so ordinary
I have life
  I have cage
  I'm going bald
  I want to tell the world
  I've done nothing
  I've achieved nothing
  I work for a firm
  But I want to burn it down
  I am so ordinary
Frustration
I was born
  One day I'll die
  There was something in between
  I don't know what
  Or why
  I'm a man
  I want to break a rule
  I am a nobody
  Everybody's fool
I am so ordinary
Tainted
  Love
  Cobb
  
  Sometimes I feel I've got to
  Run away I've got to
  Get away
  From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
  The love we share
  Seems to go nowhere
  And I've lost my light
  For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Chorus:
  Once I ran to you
  Now I'll run from you
  This tainted love you've given
  I give you all a boy could give you
  Take my tears and that's not living, oh
  Tainted love
  Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
  Run away I've got to
  Get away
  You don't really want it any more from me
  To make things right
  You need someone to hold you tight
  And you'll think love is to pray
  But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
(chorus)
Tainted love
  Don't touch me please
  I cannot stand the way you tease
  I love you though you hurt me so
  Now I'm going to pack my things and go
  Tainted love, tainted love
  Touch me baby, tainted love
  Tainted love
Seedy
  Films
  Ball/Almond
  
  Sleazy city
  Seedy films
  Breathing so heavy
  Next to my neighbour
  Let's get acquainted
  Getting to know you
  Feeling sleazy
  In sleepy sin city
Chorus
  Sleazy city
  Sleepy people
  Down your alleys
  Seems that anything goes
  Blue film flicker
  Hands of a stranger
  Getting to know you
  Getting to know you
Hey that's fine
  Got no time
  Meet me on Friday
  Down in blue city
  Got no address
  Just a telephone number
  Phone me tonight
  And maybe we can talk dirty
Chorus
Hey isn't that you on the screen
  Isn't that you on the screen
  (No that's not me)
Youth has gone
  I heard you say
  It doesn't matter
  Anyway
  Don't hide the photos
  Or turn off the lights
  I'm quite sure we've both seen
  Funnier sights
  
  Chorus:
  Youth
  Sleep in a deep deep deep
  Beauty is skin deep
  
  Youth has gone
  Though we're still young
  It's hard I know to believe
  That I was somebody's son
  The memories
  Of what you once were
  The memories of what
  We both were
  
  Chorus
  
  Youth has gone
  Though don't think
  I don't cry
  We let ourselves slip
  And now
  I ask myself why
  I'm on my own
  And don't think I really mind
  When after all
  The years have been fairly kind
  
  Youth
  Sleep in a deep deep deep
  Beauty is skin deep
  Sleep in a deep deep deep
  Beauty is skin deep
  
  Youth...Youth...Sleep!
Isn't it nice
    Sugar and spice
    Luring disco dollies
    To a life of vice
    I could make a film
    And make you my star
    You'd be a natural
    The way you are
    I would like you on
    A long black leash
    I would parade you
    Down the high street
    You've got the attraction
    You've got the pulling power
    Walk my little doggy
    Walk my little sex dwarf
    We could make a scene
    We'd be a team
    Making the headlines
    Sounds like a dream
    When we hit the floor
    You just watch them move aside
    We will take them
    For a ride of rides
    They all love your
    Miniature ways
    You know what they say
    About small boys
I'm in my Rolls Royce
  Look it's so huge
  It's big and it's gold
  With my dumb chauffeur
  Looking to procure
  Run little doggy
  Lure a disco dolly
  Run my little sex dwarf
  I feel so lonely
  Get my little camera
  Take a pretty picture
  Sex dwarf
  In a gold Rolls
  Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Isn't it nice
  Sugar and spice
  Luring disco dollies
  To a life of vice
  Sex dwarf
  Isn't it nice
  Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
We could make an outfit
  For my little sex dwarf
  To match the gold Rolls
  And my dumb chauffeur
  We'll all look so good
  We'll knock 'em cold
  Knocking 'em cold
  In black and gold
We can have playtime
  In my little playroom
  Disco dollies
  My sex dwarf
  And my dumb chauffeur
  I would like you on a long black lead
  You can bring me all the things I need
Sex dwarf
  Isn't it nice
  Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
  Isn't it nice
  Sugar and spice
  Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Entertain Me
  Ball/Almond
  
  Trying to please
  All these people around me
  Is trying to reach for the moon
  (The Moon)
  I see their faces Looking so empty saying
  I hope that they'll finish soon
  (So Soon)
  Could be a chat show
  (Yap Yap Yap)
  Could be a go go
  Reaction would be the same
  (The Same)
  So here I go
  Though why I don't know
  Trying to prove myself again
Chorus
  Entertain me
  I'm as blank as can be
  And I've done it before
  And I've seen it before
  And I think that I like it
  But no I don't like it
  It just goes on over and over
  And over and over and over again
I try to give them all of my best
  And it's taking a turn for the worst
  (Oh No)
  Things going wrong
  Start to sing the wrong song
  I think that we must be cursed
  (You Betcha)
  Playing the wrong tune
  Hitting the wrong note
  This is where nerves become frayed
  It's falling apart
  Why did we ever start
  And do you think we'll be payed
  (No No)
Chorus
Build 'em up
  Knock 'em down
I see a movement
  Down in the front row
  Maybe it's just a mistake
  She's smiling at me
  (Hello)
  But he's frowning at me
  (Goodbye)
  Which conclusion
  Do I take
  Fold all your arms
  And look straight ahead
  At this puppet on a string
  You're feeling confused
  But you've made a decision
  You don't like anything
Chorus
Chips on my shoulder 
  More as I grow older
  Feel I owe a debt
  For the things I don't get
  I only miss out
  (Well I was there before)
  I sit in a corner
  Sit on the floor
  
  Chorus:
  Misery 
  Complaints
  Self Pity
  Injustice
  Chips on my shoulder
  
  There's no time for fun time
  It's sit and complain time
  I'll talk about famine
  While cooking the dinner
  Don't you feel guilty
  Don't you feel pity (No)
  
  While my head gets fatter
  And the starving get thinner
  
  Chorus
  
  I should have told her
  I've chips on my shoulder 
  I'm making a stand
  While I sit on my arse
  Fish and chip supper
  While those in the gutter
  Can't have a good time
  Fun's just a farse
  
  Misery
  Complaints
  Self Pity
  Injustice
  Chips on my shoulder
  Chips on my shoulder
  
  Now sing it
Sunday morning going slow
  I'm talking to the radio
  Clothes and records on the floor
  Memories of the night before
  Out in clubland having fun
  And now I'm hiding from the sun
  Waiting for a visitor
  Though no-one knows I'm here for sure
  
  Chorus:
  Dancing laughing
  Drinking loving
  And now I'm all alone
  In bedsit land
  My only home
  
  I think it's time to cook a meal
  To fill the emptiness I feel
  Spent my money going out
  I've nothing I'm left without
  Clean my teeth and comb my hair
  Look for something new to wear
  Start the nightlife over again
  Kid myself I'm having fun
  
  Chorus
  
  Look out from my window view
  I've really nothing else to do
  Read a book and write a letter
  Mother, things are getting better
  Watch the mirror count the lines 
  The battle scars of all the good times 
  Look around and I can see 
  A thousand people just like me 
  
  Chorus 2*
  
  I'm waiting for something
  I'm only passing time
  
Secret Life
  Ball/Almond
  
  In your little black book
  You've got the names
  And the favourite persuasions
  Of the people in the headlines
  I'm in there under A
  And I'm rated under B
  You've got the photographs to prove it
  And I swear to God it's not me
  You've got a hard heart
  Being hard is your art
  You think love is a dirty dirty word
  You pick up the phone
  And you ring when I'm at home
  Then you put it down
  And I'm reaching for my valium
Chorus
  My secret life
  Living life
  On a knife edge of life
  Tell my wife
  And she's just had a breakdown
  And I
  I'm not rich
  But I'm top in my pitch
  And you'll ruin the lot
  Finish everything I've got
I'll give you anything
  Anything to shut you up
  Why do you hate me so much
  What have I ever
  Done to you
  But leave you
I don't want to play
  Cat and Mouse
  Have the neighbours
  Looking over at my house
  All the secret smiles
  When I walk in the room
  And I think I'm going to
  Crack up soon
  I'm going to run away
  Find a place in the dark
  Where I don't have to hear
  The nasty nasty talk
Change my sex
  Change my hair
  Be hard to find anywhere
Chorus
Say Hello Wave Goodbye
  (Ball/Almond)
  
  Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
  Crying in the rain
  It was a kind of so so love
  And I'm going to make sure it never
  Happens again
  You and I
  It had to be
  The standing joke of the year
  You were a sleep around
  A lost and found
  And not for me I fear
I tried to make it work
  You in a cocktail skirt
  And me in a suit
  (Well it just wasn't me)
  You're used to wearing less
  And now you're life's a mess
  So insecure you see
  I put up with all the scenes
  And this is one scene
  That's going to be played my way
Chorus
  Take your hands off me
  I don't belong to you, you see
  Take a look at my face
  For the last time
  I never knew you
  You never knew me
  Say hello Goodbye
  Say hello wave goodbye
Under the deep red light
  I can see the makeup sliding down
  Hey little girl you will always make up
  So take off that unbecoming frown
  What about me- well
  I'll find someone
  That's not going cheap in the sales
  A nice little housewife
  Who'll give me a steady life
  And won't keep going off the rails
Chorus
We've been involved
  For quite a while now
  And to keep you secret has been hell
  We're strangers meeting for the first time O.K.?
  Just smile and say hello
  Say hello then wave goodbye...
Goodbye