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Primeira música do Soft Cell, apenas na coletânea "Some Bizarre Album" de 1980 - Vários Artistas (entre eles Depeche Mode, Blancmange, Thompson Twins etc... este álbum é a vanguarda - lançamento das principais bandas dos anos 80 - da onda Technopop que invadiu toda a Europa em 1981). Se encontra também em um CD póstumo chamado Science Fiction Stories, um picture CD, que inclue também todo o EP "Mutant Moments" com versões demos de Frustation, entre outras.

(Almond)
    
Look she's here again
The girl with the patent leather face
    Tears pictures out of magazines
    Looks longingly at make-up ads.
    And glossy spreads of beauty queens
    The girl with the patent leather face
    Sits in the dark
    A bedsitter gloom
    She chains her door
    Squats on the floor
    Lets no-one into her room
    
  Two face baby
  Shiny baby
  Two face baby
  Shiny baby
Chorus:
  You can laugh
  Point at me
  They do it all the time
  But how would you like it
  If you had a face like mine
    
  The girl with the patent leather face
  Is psychopathic mental case
  A target for freaks and pricks
  A reject for the human race
  The girl with the patent leather face
  Hangs 'round the mutant bars
  She tampers with machinery
  So other beaties crash their cars
    
  Shiny, shiny, shiny
  Two faced baby
  Shiny baby
  Two faced baby
  Shiny baby
  Two faced baby
    
  Repeat chorus
    
  Repeat first verse
    
  If you kiss me, kiss me
  Kiss me shiny baby
    
  Repeat chorus
    
  Had a face like mine
  If you kiss me, shiny baby
  With your lips of patent leather
  And your cold, cold eyes