Friend or Foe
Take it up or leave it
I'm not gonna change a bit
If it means heartache
Then leave it out for your sake
I tried and try tried
To take care of my insides
Nobody's perfect so leave me if you object
I want those who get to know me
To become admirers or my enimies...
When you're a pirouetting, highkicking
Thighslapping cruiser
When you're a hipgrinding, spellbinding
Clean cut seducer
You have to be careful so people take note
I take it serious, but I still like a joke
I want those who get to know me
To become my admirers or my enimies...
Keep your philosophy
It doesn't apply to me
If it means heartache
Then leave it out for your sake your sake
I tried and I try tried
But still you say that I lied
Nobody's perfect so leave me if you object
Something Girls
Every girl is a something girl (3x)
She's got something
Every girl is a something girl
Every girl has a something smile
Every girl is a something girl
For a while
If I had three wishes I know mine
I would not ask the stars to shine
I wouldn't ask for gems or pearls
I'd ask for the something girls
Every girl is a something girl
From the whites of her eyes
To the tip of a curl
Every girl sends a something boy
With that something
When this old world won't treat you right
You're not feeling yourself tonight
Think of someone you can do
Relax and let that something through
Every girl is a something girl
She's got she's got something...
Place in the Country
All I thought I wanted was a front door
All I thought I wanted was a place in the country
Now I realise I want so much more
Some I love but you I adore
You think you're really swinging
But you're off the beat
The moves your brains a thinking
Doesn't reach your feet
You got to get the complication out of your head
Or find another man instead
You listen very closely to what the bad girls said
In all those crummy articles and in my bed
They said I'm just a stripper not afraid to strip
With my brains rattlin' my hips
You've got the kind of looks
That make a dead man stare
But when it comes to working honey
You ain't there
I try to tell you nicely but the screaming start
You're playing ping pong with my heart
Desperate But not Serious
If I ask you difficult questions If I make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health
Would you put me up on the bookshelf
With the books and the plants?
Chorus:
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delerious
If I were kind and adoring
How would that be?
Very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife
Always asking about my sexlife
And who with and how many times?
(chorus)
All the advice seems so unkind
"If you don't stop, you will go blind!"
Tell you it's none of their business
Then console you with a big kiss
On the lips and on the back of the neck
Desperate but not serious...
Here Comes the Grump
Chorus:
When you get to number one
The only way is down
And if you have a sticky patch
They start looking, start looking around
Listen close to what men say
Take what you want
And throw the rest away
(chorus)
In the night when things go bump
Think of me think
Here comes the grump, here comes the grump
Doctors said "Adam, sex kills"
So come inside and die
Hello, I Love You
Song by The Doors
Goody Two Shoes
With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side
Refrain 1:
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note
Chorus:
Good two shoes
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
(chorus)
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
(refrăin 1)
(chorus)
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do? (repeat)
Subtle innuendos follow,
must be something inside
Crackpot - History - and the Right to Lie
People come people go, how long I'll stay I just don't know
When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come
Chorus: Crackpot history and the right to lie
People love people hate, for my downfall they just can't wait
When showbiz is a dirty word, I hope my time will come
(chorus)
I wish that everyone could see a show by Liza Minnelli
Such a marvelous lady with talent by the ton
(chorus)
People lie people hurt, like to read their Sunday dirt
So every Jeckyll needs a Hyde to blame the business on
(chorus)
Every rebel that I've met say they're going to die and yet
I see them now and they ain't dead yet and pushing forty one
(chorus)
Pumping is a splendid gift, I hope that you will catch my drift
Some like pumping in the lift, just like the Scottish Tongs
(chorus)
There is nothing like the sound of a nicely laundered pound
Trying to collect around forty million
(chorus)
Made of Money
You think that I'm made of money
You've got something coming honey
This aint no land of milk and honey
My accountant thinks that's funny
Instead of trying to use your brains
You sit round and suck my veins
Your kind of rat belongs in drains
You're gonna get around
You like all those big fancy cars
Trendy people and their wine bars
But your lying will leave its scars
Get around, get on your horse
You think that I'm made of reddies
That makes me choke on my Shreddies
I may smile and act so sunny
But this boy is not your dummy
Marriages are made in heaven
So what the hell happened to mine?
Cajun Twisters
Get on your backstep where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long
You fight so hard to get your name
What big eyes you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What big eyes you got grandma
How the hell can you compain?
What big eyes you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain
Get on the backstep where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long
Pay attention
You fight so hard to get your name
What big ears you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What big ears you got grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What big ears you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain
You fight so hard to get your name
What a big mouth you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What a big mouth you got grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What a big mouth you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain
Get on your backstep...
You fight so hard to get your name
Please don't eat my leg grandma
On every tongue in every brain
Please don't eat my leg grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What a bore you popstars are
Privacy's gone down the drain
Try this for Sighs
I call round your house
I try on your phone but you cry
Leave me alone leave me alone
I like your face you dig my eyes
Come on now honey try this for sighs
And if a push comes to a shove
And we have to call it love
Baby I'll do it
Baby I'll do it
I don't drive no rig
I don't need no car so you cry
Leave me alone leave me alone
I like your face you dig my eyes
Come on now honey try this for sighs
I don't want no lip
I can smell your lies when you cry
Leave me alone leave me alone
You like my face I dig your thighs
Scrap that honey try this for sighs
