X Offender

I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine.
I really wanted to go out with you, so when you smiled - I laid my heart on the line.
You read me my rights and then you said "Let's go" and nothing more.
I thought of my nights, and how they were.
They were filled with...
I know you wouldn't go.
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in.
I had to know so I asked, you just had to laugh.
We sat in the night with my hands cuffed at my side.
I look at your life and your style...
I wanted nothing more.
I know you wouldn't go.
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in.
I had to know so I asked, you just had to laugh.
Walking the line, you were a marksman.
Told me that law, like wine, is ageless.
Public defender...
You had to admit you wanted the love of a sex offender.
I know you wouldn't go.
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in.
I had to know so I asked, you just had to laugh.
My vision in blue, I call you from inside my cell.
And in the trial, you were there with your badge and rubber boots.
I think all the time how I'm going to perpatrate love with you.
And when I get out, there's no doubt I'll be sex offensive to you.

Little Girl Lies

She loves you right now, so don't close your eyes.
She'll be talking and laughing with six other guys.
Flirtatious and cute, she'll take you the route telling "little girl" lies.
He loves her so much.
He don't wanna loose her.
And there's no other girl he likes to ball better.
But he's busy tonight.
"We'll make it tomorrow".
He's telling his "little girl" lies.
That's how the little girl lies.
He's telling his little girl lies!
Those "little girl" lies gonna catch up to you and you'll be sorry!
Making excuses why she can't meet you later.
She's not really ill, someone else got to date her!
Mixed up and confused, it'll catch up to you.
Telling "little girl" lies.
They tell the "little girl" lies.
He's telling his little girl lies.
That's how your little girl lies.
She's been telling you "little girl" lies.
That's how his little girl lies.
She been telling him "little girl" lies.
Those "little girl" lies gonna catch up to you and you'll be sorry!
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!

In The Flesh

Darlin' darlin' darlin', I can't wait to see you.
Your picture ain't enough.
I can't wait to touch you in the flesh.
Darlin' darlin' darlin', I can't wait to hear you.
Remembering your love is nothing without you in the flesh.
Went walking one day on the lower east side.
Met you with a girlfriend. You were so divine!
She said, "Hands off this one sweetie, this boy is mine."
I couldn't resist you - I'm not deaf, dumb, and blind.
Darlin' darlin' darlin', now you're out of town.
Those girls that you run with, they bring my head down.
Ooh Darlin' darlin', watch out if I see you!
'Cause if you say hello, it'll mean you wanna see me in the flesh.
Ooh warm and soft, in the flesh.
Ooh close and hot, in the flesh.
Ooh.

Look Good In Blue

You look good in blue.
It matches your skin, your eyes dripping with pain.
Someone like you, getting off on the lies 'cause it dulls your surprise again.
If it's alright with you, I could give you some head
and shoulders to lie on.
You look good in blue.
I know what you mean when you say you've seen the end.
Someone like you, been at it again, you knew what was up in the end.
If it's alright with you, I could give you some head
and shoulders to lie on.
Throw your weight on me baby.
Don't complain on me baby.
Escape in me, next to me.
I'm tired, always tired and I got not place to sleep.
Don't mind dividing down the line.
Can't say that I'm complaining 'cause I got no place to play, yeah.
Don't mind dividing down the line.
You look good in blue.
It matches your skin, your eyes dripping with pain.
If it's alright with you, I could give you some head
and shoulders to lie on.
Yes, I could give you some head
and shoulders to lie on.

In The Sun

Surf's up!
In the sun, I'm waiting for the day...
Having fun, in warm far away.
Moonlight nights, water seems so clear.
Ooh city lights while I'm still waiting here...
In the sun, it's for everyone.
In the sun, were gonna have some fun.
In the sun, were gonna shoot the tube.
I'll do it for you, my paka lola luau love (I'll do it for you, my pot-smoking party love).
New York isle is covered by gray.
Concrete piles, blues play my way.
Tropic haze, pineapple sky.
Perfect wave, hurricane eye.
In the sun, it's for everyone.
In the sun, were gonna have some fun.
In the sun, were gonna shoot the tube.
I'll do it for you, my paka lola luau love.
(Whispered: ?)
In the sun, it's for everyone.
In the sun, were gonna have some fun.
In the sun, were gonna shoot the tube.
I'll do it for you, my paka lola luau love.
Where is my wave?

A Shark In Jet's Clothing

I always had my eyes on you but you came from across the line.
I had to make good time to see you but you had to pay the fine.
All the boys on my side knew that you were the shark.
If you were found on the borderline you'd be shot in the dark.
Don't wear those clothes again, they don't make it in this crowd.
Don't go out D.T.K., you'll wear your best suit in the ground.
We're meeting in a neutral zone: the last car on the train.
The love you brought shaking up my bones and crawling through our veins.
We always met at the edge of a blade and we left at the end of the fight.
Of all the girls you've played and you laid why did this one have to be white?
They're gonna getcha at 12 o'clock high, got their sights set low on you.
You better believe me, I wouldn't lie.
We better quit before you're through!
They're gonna getcha at 12 o'clock high, got their sights set low on you.
You better believe me, I wouldn't lie.
We better quit before you're through!

Man Overboard

Man overboard, sinking in a sea of love.
Man overboard, he jumped, didn't need a shove.
Oh, I've been sailing the sea of love, experiencing romance...
With what I know, he never stood a chance!
He gave it all for love.
He gave it all for love.
Said, lower the boats, he's sinking in a sea of love.
Lower the boats, he's sinking in a sea of love.
Yeah, I've been sailing the sea of love, experiencing romance...
With what I know, he never stood a chance.
No!
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
Throw him a line.
Man overboard!
He gave it all for love.
He gave it all for love.
He gave it.
He gave it all for love.
Man overboard!
He gave it.

Rip Her To Shreds

(Heypsst psst, here she comes now.)
Oh, you know her.
Would ya look at that hair!
Yeah, you know her,
Check out those shoes.
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues.
She looks like the Sunday comics!
She thinks she's Brenda Starr.
Her nose job is real atomic...
all she needs is an old knife scar!
Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"!
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade.
Red eye shadow!
Green mascara!
Yuck.
She's too much.
She looks like she don't know better.
A case of partial extreme.
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater.
Acting like a soap opera queen...
Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She got the nerve to tell me she's not "on it"
But her expression is too serene...
Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet!
Always looking to create a scene...
Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull.
Rip her to shreds!
Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme".
Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade.
Yeah, you know her, with the fish eating grin...
She's so dull.
Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so... dull...
Yeah, there she goes now.
She making out with King Kong!
She take her boat to Hong Kong.
Well, bye bye sugar!
And not a minute too soon.

Rifle Range

I was all alone with the scent of a bone and my heart was stuck in this emptiness zone.
I had not a care, though I wanted to hear the voice of a maiden who was playing down there...
At the rifle range, I lost my heart.
At the rifle range, I could not start.
At the rifle range, she left me so hot!
At the rifle range.
Like a victim of truce I was strung on a noose cracking at the news of a prey let loose.
I turned around to stare at the face she would wear and I ran through the gallows, her heart was down there.
At the rifle range, I lost my heart.
At the rifle range, I could not start.
At the rifle range, I heard a shot!
At the rifle range.
If I lose my head, we'll be certainly dead, with visions of acid, how I wish they bled.
The drummings of fear cause they're getting so near and I think of a lion who was devoured down there.
Yeah yeah yeah! At the rifle range, I lost my heart.
At the rifle range, I could not start.
At the rifle range, I heard a shot.
At the rifle range, she left me so hot!
At the rifle range, Bang bang!
At the rifle range, Bang bang!
At the rifle range, Bang bang!

Kung Fu Girls

1 2 3!
Down in chinatown (the year of the Cock) he sold the silver belt, put it in hock.
Fistful of money, mouth full of gold, soon to be free of all armfull of holes!
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl.
Uh eow!
He got the address symbolized in Cantonese, then asked a native, "Some assistance, please".
She took him to the secret door, he was kissing the floor!
Don't know much more!
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl.
Heng lu Cindy Sue.
Difo difong hacking hu.
In a flash of recollection of oriental pride she threw him to the side!
Got the address, gave the door a knock... what happened next caused quite a shock!
She was standing, looking out the door, he was kicked to the floor!
Don't know much more!
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl.
Uh eow!
Kung fu!
Cindy Sue!
Oh, I wanna get close to you!
You're my kung fu girl!
You're my kung fu girl!
Oh my oriental pearl!
Kung fu!
Cindy Sue!
Oh, I wanna get close to you!
You're my kung fu girl!
You're my kung fu girl, get down!

The Attack Of The Giant Ants

Giant ants from space
snuff the human race.
Then they eat your face,
never leave a trace.
La la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la, la la la.
They shoot fire all around.
Tokyo burns down.
Everybody drowns.
The moon falls on the ground.
La la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la, la la la.
(La la la la...)
They can't be stopped at all.
The buildings start to fall.
Soldiers shoot all day
and then they run away.
La la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la, la la la.
(Insert end of world here)
The world is holocaust.
Everything is lost.
Mankind is destroyed.
Sprinkled in the void.
La la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la, la la la.
Giant ants from space
waste the human race.
Then they eat your face,
never leave a trace.
La la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la, la la la.

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