Soo Bawlz
pretty mongo everybody wants her toilet
same old story she don't let no one near it
the way she teases them it's such a shame
she's got all the huboons crying her name
soo bawlz
she's got 'em howling
she's got 'em growling
she's got 'em going clean outta their minds
ain't a man in town who wouldn't have her for his daughter
they'd all trade their brains for one taste of her toilet water
one two three four
tell the people what she wore
they run in circles trying to call her up
but her phone's been disconnected since she sold her butt
Penetration In The Centrefold
it's the middle of the month it's happening all over town
you know it's got me reeling forward got me falling to the ground
there's a new mag on the market it's the best around
all the guys are talking it's the best they ever found
all the guys are talking 'cause they all want some
it's got me reaching in my pocket got me forking over cash
'cause there's something in the middle and it's giving me a rash
every single month it's the same old trash
there's a girl in the middle with a finger in her gash
there's a boiler in the middle with a ringer up her ass
penetration
penetration in the centrefold
Turnaround
take a step outside yourself
then you turn around
take a look at who you are
it's pretty scary
you're so silly
well it's revolting
you're not much
if you're anything
take a step outside the city
and you turn around
take a look at what you are
well it's revolting
you're really nowhere
you're so wasteful
so foolish
all big talk
who said don't look back
don't believe 'em
you go for that corner seat in the restaurant
'cause they're gonna try and get behind ya
don't you let 'em do it
you know what i'm talkin' about?
you hear me talking?
it's pretty scary
it's so revolting
take a step outside the country
then you turn around
take a look at where you are
well it's amazing
take a good look
you're no big deal
you're so petty
it's a laugh
take a step outside the planet
you turn around and round
now take a look at where you are
it's pretty scary
Growing Pains
so young so strong
ignorance is bliss
thin skin caught up again
in a place like this
big people set the trap for you
using you-know-what for brains
you're just another lab experiment
and you're easy to replace
too much too soon
sensor overload
brought down chased out of town
another dangerous road
simply a problem of biology
it's a choice you never make
the scene is set and you're subjected to
a lethal dose of growing pains
think it through logic must be made for fools
[leave them now] and be a has-been who never was
they'll set you up with things that grow
