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I wanna go to cool places with you 
I wanna take you cool 
  places tonite 
I wanna go where nobody's a fool 
And no one says uh, 
  "hey girl, need a light?" 
I want to move like this and that 
A minimum 
  of chit chat 
I never wanna cool down, cool down, cool, cool, cool 
Cool 
  places tonite
  
  I gotta tell you, you're lookin' real good 
They let us in so 
  I'm feelin' all right 
I like to go where sometimes they refuse 
Yeah, I 
  remember last Saturday nite 
But I'm feeling cooler now 
And they could 
  tell we're cooler now 
It's obvious we're cooler now, cooler now, cool, 
  cool, cool 
Cool places tonite
  
  I wanna go, I wanna go, etc.
  
  I want to go to cool places tonite 
I wanna go to cool places 
  with you 
And after that we'll slip out for a bite 
A coffee shop, and 
  toast, coffee and juice 
And then we'll sleep 'til 5 P.M. 
And start it 
  up all over again 
I never want to cool down, cool down, cool, cool, cool 
  
  
  I wanna go, I wanna go, etc.
I like you and you like me a lot 
And we do those things that 
  can make us feel hot 
Then we join some friends, all of them are all right 
  
And we talk a while, then we climb in our cars
  
  What a night, we all drive into town 
Where we'll park our 
  cars, and meet the rest of our friends 
At a place that's called, I forget 
  what it's called 
But it's really great, and all our friends will be there 
 
  
  Popularity 
Popularity
  
  I like you and you like me a lot 
And it's nice to be all 
  alone with you too 
But it's also nice being out with our friends 
Cause 
  they're all all right, maybe that's why we're friends
  
  Popularity 
Popularity 
Popularity
  
  I feel great, but it's getting real late 
So I'll drive you 
  home and you'll slide up real close 
I'm so glad we met, and I like you so 
  much 
And I'm also glad that I got all those friends
  
  Popularity 
Popularity 
Popularity
Saturday nite and time that I go to bed 
Daddy goodnite and 
  momma goodnite, it's ten 
Don't forget, son, to pray 
Anything, dad, you 
  say 
I'm gonna pray 'til both my knees are red
  
  Prayin' for a party, C'mon Lord, C'mon Lord 
Prayin' for a 
  party
  
  All of my friends are prayin' like prayin' fools 
Send us a 
  little jive and we'll be all right 
What do we have to do 
What do we 
  have to do 
What do we have to do, Lord, to get on through
  
  (chorus)
I just can't wait no more 
I'm runnin' out that door 
God 
  helps those who help themselves to a real good time
  
  (chorus)
Think about the places we've had our little fun 
In the 
  church at Christmas, busted by that nun 
Then in that museum, beneath the 
  Mastodon 
Stating our positions on the White House lawn
  
  Chorus:
All you ever think about is sex 
All you ever think about 
  exclusively 
All you ever think about is sex, all right with me
  
  Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets 
50,000 people 
  saw us and turned red 
I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas 
  
When your father came home, saw us, and dropped dead
  
  (chorus)
In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much 
Fact is, 
  we're too busy to love each other much
  
  (chorus)
I don't know why you treat me this way 
I'm a sensitive guy 
  and I'm really in pain 
But you're cool to the point of saying "no dice" 
  
Well, I'll never accept it, never accept it 
Just think it over tonite 
  
Just think it over for one more nite (oh)
  
  Chorus:
Please baby please 
Can't ya treat me better 
Please baby 
  please 
Can't ya treat me better
  
  I've been making a fool of myself 
As the corniest guy in all 
  of L.A. 
Sending flowers and candy, the things I detest 
But I gotta 
  impress you, gotta impress you 
All the things that I've tried 
Are all 
  the things that I once despised (oh)
  
  (chorus)
No one's worth all the stuff I go through 
Only you, only 
  you, only you, only you 
You no speakee the language when I get near 
  
And I'm losin' it fast, I'm gettin' weird
  
  (chorus)
Rockin' Girls 
Just 17 
The cutest thing I've ever seen 
  
C'mon baby, rock with me tonite 
You're the only girl I ever met named 
  Linda Lou 
Maybe that's the reason that I'm so in love with you
  
  See the girl with the red dress on 
See the girl with the red 
  dress off 
C'mon baby, rock with me tonite 
And you're the only girl I 
  ever met who hates "Hey Jude" 
Maybe that's the reason that I'm so in love 
  with you
  
  Take a trip around the world 
All you have to say is 
  
"C'mon baby" that gets 'em everywhere 
I hope I never have to see the 
  doctor 'cause of you 
I hope you never have to see the doctor 'cause of me 
 
  
  Oh, Rockin' Girls, let's go 
You look a little slow 
Oh, 
  Rockin' Girls, let's go 
You still look kinda slow 
Oh, Rockin' Girls, 
  let's go 
You still look kinda slow 
Oh, now you're movin' fine 
It's 
  instrumental time
  
  Rockin' Girls 
Just 17 
The cutest thing I've ever seen 
 
  
  Rockin' Girls, I'm on my knees 
Don't get old and don't get 
  mean 
C'mon baby, please stay 17
  
  Oh, Rockin' Girls, let's go 
You look a little slow 
Oh, 
  Rockin' Girls, let's go 
You still look kinda slow 
Oh, Rockin' Girls, 
  let's go 
You still look kinda slow 
Oh, now you're movin' great 
I 
  think I'll take a break 
Turn out the light, yeah, the light 
And I might have a 
  chance 
I guess I look slightly worse 
Than the Elephant Man 
Whoa, 
  oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a 
  little better
  
  I went to high school 
And majored in looking real bad 
I 
  got a real ugly mom 
And a real ugly dad 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked 
  a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
  
  Dress for success 
That's what they say 
I'm such a mess 
  
That there just ain't no way
  
  I know my breath is the sweetest 
It really is great 
But 
  when I try just to kiss you 
You say "better wait" 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish 
  I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better 
 
  
  Dress for success 
That's what they say 
Gimme some 
  clothes 
To slap over my head
  
  Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
  I wish I looked a little better
  
  I went to Balboa Island 
And laid in the sand 
I may be 
  ugly as sin 
But at least now I'm tan
  
  Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, 
  I wish I looked a little better 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little 
  better 
Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better 
We lie marooned on a tropical isle in the sun 
Someday 
  they'll come, take us back with a dumb "welcome home" 
Until that day 
  arrives 
Lucky me, lucky you 
Lucky me, lucky you
  
  I'll lose my tan and the very next day you'll be gone 
I'll 
  get a job and I'll marry a marvelous blonde 
Until that day arrives 
  
Lucky me, lucky you 
Lucky me, lucky you
  
  Maybe the world has decided we died in that gale 
We were the 
  ones who they voted most likely to fail 
Lucky me, lucky you 
Lucky me, 
  lucky you
We're a fun bunch of guys 
And we come from outer space 
  
On the planet where we're from 
War is even fun 
We're a fun bunch 
  of guys
  
  We're a fun bunch of guys 
Here to infiltrate and get a tan 
  
We arrived here from the sky 
On that cream pie parked outside 
  
We're a fun bunch of guys
  
  We're a fun bunch of guys 
We speak English real good 
On 
  our T.V.'s in the sky 
Your reruns come in fine 
We're a fun bunch of 
  guys
It's the sound 
Of today 
Played so loud 
You're in 
  pain 
I feel good 
Really great 
As I talk 
To my feet 
Dance 
  Godammit
Dance Godammit
I get scared 
When I'm alone 
So I don't 
Stay alone 
  
I like clubs 
I like girls 
I like music 
And that's it 
Dance 
  Godammit 
Dance Godammit
I do leaps 
I do splits 
I do spins
I do dips 
  
Wanna dance? 
Do you wanna dance?
I get scared 
When I'm alone 
Ah, don't leave me 
All 
  alone 
Wanna dance 
Wanna dance 
Wanna dance? 
Do you wanna dance? 
  
Dance Godammit 
Dance Godammit